Thursday, September 25, 2008

Body Aches and Pains

I've been away from my chiropractor for far too long. My neck is causing tension headaches on a seemingly constant basis, my feet hurt, my hips are uncomfortable, my back is achy and tense and my shoulder is screaming from stress too.

I'm beat up.

I took 1200 mg. of Motrin about an hour ago and so far, nothing. I think I might need something a wee bit stronger as I re-align my spine and mind. 

Either that or just start taking my Motrin with Vodka. That might do it too. . .

Monday, September 22, 2008

Long Time Coming

My time has come.

"Time for what?" I hear you ask. Well, I'll tell you my friend, and I'll tell you with much joy and glee.

After nine excruciatingly long years of battle, I am finally going to kick my basement's ass!

A kindly warrior from Permaseal spent two hours in my basement poking and prodding the walls of my concrete Grendel to ascertain it's weakness. That being established, I am making arrangements with the "Basement Beowulf" to solve my problem.

Finally, there will be peace in my kingdom.